#wanting to diiiie

[throwing-summers-at-the-walls]

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[wow-an-unfunny-joke]

I want to make skk art but I’m soooooo bad at drawing Chuuya (and drawing in general tbh) I’m gonna screeeeeam

[kangyeosaang]

eunkwang © 230611

[duckzz]

aurora. . . 🥹🫶

[deepcuts]

I have a lot of feelings about work today and I wish everyone who was a little bitch would explode into a million pieces bc fuck all of you for real. I’m also disappointed in myself as well. But god I wouldn’t be behaving so insanely if I wasn’t being over worked after fucking saying REPEATEDLY how overwhelmed I was -! Fuck you all for ignoring the warning signs and being shocked when shit happens -!!

[hydatiid]

i follow you and i have no idea why and evvery time i see one of your posts incomprehensible and untranslatable rage overtakes me and i look so furious every creature within a 2 mile radius flees instantly

hehe reaaaaally?

[jolynekujojo]

EVERYONE PLEASE VOTE HALF FOOT SENSHI!!! I NEED HIM TO WIN THE WHOLE THING PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE!!!!!

Masterpost

[tiffanymaxwels]

Oh no, did I not call the lady I was supposed to call to know the very important thing I asked for two months ago because I was too busy obsessing over my current project... again???

Anyway.

[inkyshark]

i miss working with almost all queer people instead of this hetero-hell of an office

[elsweetheart]

blushing rn imagine u werent home and neighbor!ellie sees you received a package and being precautious she takes it inside her house n texts you that she has it

but then she gets curious and does some investigating n finds out its like .. a dildo or smth .. and she just sits there blushing furiously until she can hand it to you covering her face

omfg,,

reader supposed to be having loads of parcels coming in — and your dildo was not supposed to be coming that day ! so ellie texts you that she has your package and you text back like

omg you’re a saint !! can you check and see if they got it right this time ? i ordered salt and pepper shakers and i’ve had to send them back twice bc they keep getting it wrong☹️

and she is just like

Lmao yeah of course. I’ll check

so she tears open the package and oh god oh god oh god it’s a pink glittery dildo what the fuck. and she’s blushing and shoves it back inside the package all wide eyed and then, she’s too curious, pulls it back out to inspect… 6 inches, moderately thick, and oh god now she’s imagining you using it. head thrown back into your sheets, legs splayed open, pretty wet pussy stuffed to the brim. hell, maybe you’d leave your curtains drawn for her to watch. oh my god, ellie — enough. and she’s shoving it back into the package and picking up her phone. the fuck am i meant to say?

So uh

Wasn’t the shakers

and you, none the wiser are sitting at work frowning with a confused pout wondering what it could be…

oh? wtf sorry what was it?

I think maybe you should just check it out yourself when you get home😊

she’s trying to be polite and respectful but ohhhh fuck me she’s gonna have to hand it to you. and when she hands you the pathetically ripped open amazon package and you peek inside, she has no choice but to watch your eyes widen and she wants to diiiie.

“oh, my god. i’m so sorry. i will not make you open anymore packages from me.”

ellie plays it cool as ever, chuckling modestly. “nah, you’re all good. s’what neighbours are for right?”

“opening eachothers sex toy packages?”

“uh— no— i mean—”

you giggle, like the little minx you are. “thanks els, i owe you.” letmewatchyouuseitplease.

“sure.” is all she says, and walks back to her own house — beet red in the face.

[thebusylilbee]

me suddenly finding a way to organize and unblock that one part of my thesis that made me want to commit seppuku : never mind life is fine again !!!

also me realizing I now have to start working on the next part of my thesis that also makes me want to commit seppuku : the misery is eternal...............

I know I say it a lot but being alive truly sucks. that fact unfortunately remains unchanged

[hcneydragon-art]

do you prefer people to not reblog WIPs and wait for the finished art piece, or do you like both WIP and complete pieces? Not at all? I like your art an wanna rb it, but i want to know your rules!

you wanna what?

please reblog my art. oh my god. i'm gonna diiiie. if there's something i've done that i don't want reblogged, i'll address it and turn off reblogs on a post by post basis.

[tighnarizine]

🌱PRE ORDER COUNTDOWN🌱

✨Only 7 days to go until we close up shop~

✨Tighnari needs to get ready for the upcoming season after all!

🛒 vulpeszerdafanzine.bigcartel.com

We are so close to our first stretch goal! You can’t tell me you guys don’t want our stunning prints with gold foil additions~

(Also just saying, I’ve seen the lanyard and notebook and they are to diiiie for)

[myreygn]

okay so. i'm very excited to see chuuya of course. but i'm also very very scared.

okay i didnʼt really feel the need to react to anything so far but the kids just exploded what the fuck

[waterr12]

Let’s shop ‘til we drop ‘til we forget our names! You are what you want in the land of the free! So stand up straight and eat your tail! Living out life like a good Mousketeer!! UH! YEAH! UH-UH!!

Let’s get drunk and watch something diiiie It’s safe to laugh again with the new brand ironic A chicken in every pot! Two cars in every garage! Comfortably numb as the empire falls! We’re the new Romans, now hear us yaaawn… Forced to crawl the ladder as we watch the bottom burn. In tune with the paradox, but there’s not much that we can do about it! But brush away that carrot, and all we got’s resentment AND IT’S POINTED AT YOU. YES AT YOU.

To the Glory of Rome! ‘TIL THERE’S NOTHING LEFT To the Glory of Rome! WHEN THE WARS COME BACK HOME To the Glory of Rome! WE’LL DO WHAT WE’RE TOLD To the Glory of Rome! WE’LL EAT IT UP, YUM To the Glory of Rome! MOM, THERE’S NOTHING TO EAT To the Glory of Rome! WE’LL ALL BE DEAD To the Glory of Rome! WE’LL DO WHAT WE’RE TOLD To the Glory of Rome! WE’LL EAT IT UP, YUM YUM YUM YUM YUM!!

[despair-to-future-arcs]

Meanwhile with the others!

The 3rd video... *trembling, she clicks it*

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Video #3;

-now time for the movies, what do you want to see guys?

And I can promise you, that it won't be as bad as that wizard of monomi movie! Will watch something awesome!

Good, I probably throw popcorn at the screen honestly.

Heh, ma-maybe we should watch something that isn't a jumpscare? Probably Miss Sonia wouldn't like it.

Aww but I love horror movies, I remember me and my cousin Gordana watch them all the time!

Masuyo: Oh... you got a cousin? Does the rest of your family love horror movies?

Well... my father seems to enjoy them and I think my mother thinks it's just a phase but she does let me indulge in my hobbies as long as I'm working towards being queen...

Queen... of Novoselic...

Sonia? Are you alright, are you homesick?

A bit, honestly now thinking on it... I don't think I can ever be queen anymore, given what has happen and honestly that might be for the best.

Indeed... I think they'd prefer it if I didn't run it anymore...

Yeah... I know that feeling...

We-Well, if you ask me Miss Sonia I think it doesn't matter, your still a princess!

Hm? What do you mean...?

Well I think that even if your country did this stuff, you still represent it so it's not all that bad, miss Sonia!

...Are... are you saying that my country will be remember for committing genocide? Are you suggesting that my country should be remember for the ruler that cause a massive war all across Europe?!

Huh? What? No no, I was just-!

No you say that, you say that my country should be remember for nearly destorying the world! That my people deserve to die because of what I did, I... I don't...I...!

I want to die, I want to die...I need to die!

He-Hey Sonia, calm down! It's okay, we are here for you!

Masuyo: Oh crap, guys hold her down!

I DON'T WANT TO LIVE, I WANT TO DIIIIE!!! *rushes off*

SONIA WAIT! *rushes after her and the group pinned her down*

I'M A FAILURE, I DESERVE TO DIE! I'M A FAILURE I'M A FAILURE, I'M-!

*Hugs Sonia*...

...Holy shit, I...I didn't mean to get this bad...fuck...

Masuyo: Well what did you expect! She is still trigger - you should of been careful what you say!

Ye-Yeah, I...I think I'll just go... *walks off and avoids looking at Sonia who was crying*

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...Oh my god.